Sunday, November 12, 2006

Retired? .... Redeployed

I just want everyone to know that I've been a little busy for the last several months. And now that I've resigned from the position of Secretary of War, that won't change too much.

The real reason for my resignation isn't that I felt I was doing a bad job. It's just that with the Democrats now in charge of Congress, I feel that I'll be able to kill more terrorists as an independent contractor than if I continued to work in government.

You know, if my arthritis hadn't been acting up that day, that terrorist would never have lived long enough to file a lawsuit in Germany.

But thanks to Aleve, that shouldn't be a problem any more!